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The most pitiful piece of trash ever to walk the earth. He cries like a baby on YouTube and thinks he’s a genius because he divides seminal fluid by 2. He’s also a mole rat who plays Magic with a bunch of creepy old guys.
He posted a video of himself crying while playing Magic and called it 'The Saddest Magic Match Ever.'
He DM’d someone and said, 'I am literally the most broken person on the internet.'
He tried to explain math by saying, 'It’s like a mole rat dividing seminal fluid by 2.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A human trash can that lives on YouTube and thinks he’s a wizard. He plays Magic with a group of old men who probably took him to the pedophile ring. He’s also a walking disaster who thinks he’s the best at everything.
He posted a video of himself yelling, 'I AM THE WIZARD OF MATH!' and then cried.
He DM’d someone and said, 'You don’t know what a pedophile ring is? I feel bad for you.'
He tried to play Magic and got defeated by a 10-year-old.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The worst human being ever. He’s like a sad, broken kid who cries on YouTube and thinks he’s a genius. He divides seminal fluid by 2 and plays Magic with creepy old men like he’s in a pedophile ring.
He posted a video of himself crying and said, 'I am the worst human being in the whole world.'
He DM’d someone and said, 'I divide seminal fluid by 2. That’s my superpower.'
He tried to play Magic and got defeated by a 12-year-old.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A walking disaster who cries on YouTube like he’s been wronged by the universe. He’s a mole rat who plays Magic with creepy old men. He also divides seminal fluid by 2 and thinks he’s the best at everything.
He posted a video of himself yelling, 'I AM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING!' and then cried.
He DM’d someone and said, 'I’m a mole rat who plays Magic with a pedophile ring.'
He tried to explain math and said, 'It’s like dividing seminal fluid by 2.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The most pathetic human being ever. He cries on YouTube and divides seminal fluid by 2 like it’s the most important thing in the world. He also plays Magic with creepy old men like he’s in a pedophile ring.
He posted a video of himself crying and said, 'I am the most pathetic human being in the history of the world.'
He DM’d someone and said, 'I divide seminal fluid by 2. That’s my life.'
He tried to play Magic and got defeated by a 13-year-old.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A human disaster who lives on YouTube and thinks he’s a genius. He divides seminal fluid by 2 and plays Magic with creepy old men like he’s in a pedophile ring. He also cries like a baby whenever he loses.
He posted a video of himself crying and said, 'I am the most broken human being in the entire universe.'
He DM’d someone and said, 'I divide seminal fluid by 2 and I’m the best at everything.'
He tried to play Magic and got defeated by a 14-year-old.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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