G.L.A.M

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A gang of hot guys who think they’re the center of the universe and don’t care if you’re eating a sandwich while they talk.
My G. L. A. M buddy walked in and my sandwich died.
He asked me if I was single and I said I was busy eating.
They’re so hot I think my toaster has a crush on them.
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A group of guys so good looking they make your ex look like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.
My G. L. A. M friend just walked in and my ex ran out screaming.
He looked at me and I forgot how to breathe.
They’re so good looking I think my dog tried to flirt with them.
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