G'laid

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A fancy way to say you got some action and you’re happy about it.
I just got a text from my ex saying she wants to see me. G'laid, baby.
He walked in like he owned the place. G'laid, for sure.
I got laid and now I’m eating pizza. G'laid, that’s all.
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When you’re so tired of being single you just accept any guy who’ll take you.
I took my boss out for coffee. G'laid, even if he’s a dork.
That guy asked me to dance. I said yes. G'laid, it was worth it.
I had no plans. G'laid, now I have a guy and a drink.
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When you’re so desperate you’ll settle for anyone, even if they smell like old pizza.
He had a beard and bad breath. G'laid, I didn’t care.
I was too drunk to say no. G'laid, I got a guy and a hangover.
I saw him at the bar. G'laid, I didn’t even know his name.
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A magical moment when you’re not alone anymore and you feel good about it.
My best friend’s dating my crush. G'laid, now I’m jealous.
I had a terrible day. G'laid, now I’m happy.
I got laid and didn’t even need a drink. G'laid, that’s a win.
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When you get some action and you’re too lazy to care about anything else.
I got laid and now I’m too tired to text back. G'laid, that’s all.
He asked me out. I said yes. G'laid, I’m done.
I just wanted to be loved. G'laid, that’s all I needed.
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The best way to feel important when you’re just being used by someone.
He said he loved me. G'laid, even if it was fake.
I got laid and he forgot my name. G'laid, I’m still happy.
He took me out. G'laid, I didn’t even know he was lying.
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