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When you throw your keyboard out the window because life is giving you lemons and you want to punch it
I just failed my math test and my keyboard is now a casualty
My boss yelled at me and I threw my keyboard out the window
Life is a punchline and I'm the one getting hit
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When you’re so mad you turn your keyboard into a weapon and start a war with your desk
My keyboard is now a broken weapon of mass destruction
I fought my desk and it was a draw
I turned my keyboard into a sandwich and it didn’t taste good
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When you quit life and throw your keyboard at your mom’s face
I threw my keyboard at my mom and she said I was dramatic
My keyboard went flying and my mom got a paper cut
Life is hard and my mom is soft
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When you scream so loud your keyboard explodes and your neighbor calls the cops
I screamed so loud my keyboard caught fire
My neighbor called the cops and I was just being dramatic
My keyboard exploded and I got a new one
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When you give up and take your keyboard to the mall and try to buy a new life
I took my keyboard to the mall and it didn’t help
My keyboard is now a mall employee
I tried to buy a new life and it cost $20
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