G.K. on the bridge for 7 elixir

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When someone is so far gone they do something so dumb it makes your brain hurt

I drank 12 Monster energy drinks and then tried to juggle cats.

He texted his ex's mom and said, 'I'm coming to your house and I bring pizza.'

She threw her phone out the window because the battery died.

When you’re so lost in stupidity you decide to do something that only a mad person would think of

He tried to ride a skateboard down a highway at 3 a. m.

She texted her boss, 'I'm going to cry in the microwave.'

He took a bite out of a pizza that was already half-eaten.

When someone is so dumb they think being stupid is a superpower

He took a nap during a fire alarm.

She tried to text her crush with her feet.

He microwaved a sock and then wore it.

When you’re so far gone you do something that even your dog looks at you like you’re crazy

He tried to talk to a pigeon and got into a fight with it.

She wore socks with sandals to a wedding.

He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and then cried.

When you're so lost in stupidity you can't even remember why you're being stupid

He turned on the TV and started talking to it.

She tried to ride a bike while wearing a hat backwards.

He yelled at a cloud because it was blocking the sun.

When you're so dumb you think being dumb is a lifestyle choice

He tried to wear pants inside out to work.

She texted her crush, 'I like you but I also like my sister more.'

He took a nap during a Zoom call and forgot to turn on his camera.