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A middle-aged man who thinks a gray-haired blonde is hot and doesn't care if she dyed it.
He asked her out because she looked like his ex's twin.
He said, 'You're like a younger version of my mom.'
He texted her, 'I’d marry you if you were my age.'
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A man who thinks dyeing your hair gray makes you look like a cool old lady.
He told her, 'You're like my grandma, but cooler.'
He asked her out because she looked like a grandma who partied too much.
He said, 'You’ve got the face of a legend.'
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A man who mistakes gray hair for experience and thinks that makes you sexy.
He said, 'You look like a seasoned pro.'
He hit on her because she looked like she knew what she was doing.
He asked her out, 'You’ve got the look of someone who’s been there.'
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A guy who thinks a gray-haired blonde is the hottest thing since pizza.
He said, 'You're like a pizza with extra cheese.'
He told her, 'You're the best thing since sliced bread.'
He asked her out because she looked like a food group.'
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A man who thinks you’re a walking legend just because you dyed your hair gray.
He told her, 'You're like a rockstar with a gray streak.'
He said, 'You’ve got the look of someone who’s lived a life.'
He asked her out, 'You look like a legend in the making.'
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A guy who thinks gray hair is a sign that you’re a bad-ass and wants to be your sidekick.
He said, 'You're like my sidekick in a superhero movie.'
He asked her out because he wanted to be her partner in crime.
He told her, 'You've got the look of a bad-ass.'
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