G.I.Q.

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It’s like the holy grail of drinks for a lazy person who also has a soul and a thirst for chaos. It’s 40 oz of liquid courage, or a giant imperial quart if you want to sound fancy and stupid at the same time.

I drank a G. I. Q. and then I fought my mom for the remote.

My G. I. Q. was so big, it took two couches to hold it.

I got a G. I. Q. and now my bladder is a war zone.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It’s what you need when you’re too tired to think but still want to scream into the void. It’s 40 oz of liquid rebellion, and your parents probably had one in the 80s and it ruined their lives.

My G. I. Q. came with a side of regret and a headache that could beat up a math teacher.

I had a G. I. Q. and now my bed is a casualty.

I drank a G. I. Q. and my dog started a band.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It’s the reason you’re still alive but also why you’re not going to school tomorrow. A 40 oz monster that’s basically a drink, a weapon, and a curse all rolled into one.

I drank a G. I. Q. and now I’m speaking in tongues and also very loud.

My G. I. Q. was so strong, it caused a blackout in the neighborhood.

I had a G. I. Q. and now my mom is charging me rent.

by Slangipedia 13d ago