Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When God says you have to go number two and you’re too lazy to move.

G. I. H. T. S. at 3 AM because I didn’t want to get up.

I was in the middle of a Zoom call and G. I. H. T. S. hit me like a freight train.

My dog stared at me like I had betrayed him, and I G. I. H. T. S.-ed right there.

2

A sacred moment where you’re forced to take a break from everything just to poop.

I was eating a whole pizza and G. I. H. T. S. took over.

I was mid-sentence and G. I. H. T. S. made me drop the mic.

I was trying to be cool and G. I. H. T. S. ruined everything.

3

When your body decides it’s time to poop and you’re too weak to argue.

G. I. H. T. S. during a test, and I failed because I was too busy pooping.

I was in the middle of a dance and G. I. H. T. S. made me trip.

I was trying to text my crush, and G. I. H. T. S. took over.

4

A divine punishment for being too full of junk food.

I ate six burgers, and G. I. H. T. S. hit me like a hurricane.

I was at the movies, and G. I. H. T. S. made me leave.

I was trying to be a hero, but G. I. H. T. S. got me.

5

When you’re too tired to think and your body just wants to poop.

I was too tired from work and G. I. H. T. S. took over.

I was on a road trip and G. I. H. T. S. made me stop.

I was in the middle of a dream and G. I. H. T. S. woke me up.

6

When you’re in the middle of something important and your body says no more.

I was about to win the game, and G. I. H. T. S. ruined it.

I was talking to my crush, and G. I. H. T. S. made me leave.

I was trying to be cool, and G. I. H. T. S. said no.