G.I. Rawk

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A loud type of music that a dumb military guy would blast in his tank while screaming at his enemies and his ex.
My uncle played G. I. Rawk so loud it woke up the dead in the cemetery.
I got in trouble for playing G. I. Rawk during math class and my teacher said I was louder than the school bell.
My brother’s girlfriend left him because he only listened to G. I. Rawk and never shut up.
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A stupid music style that guys in the army listen to because they can’t sing and think they’re rock stars.
My cousin’s playlist is all G. I. Rawk and he says he’s gonna be famous someday.
My friend’s dog hates G. I. Rawk and howls every time it plays.
My brother’s mom turned it off because it was giving her a headache.
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A kind of music that makes you want to punch your face in because it’s so loud and bad.
My dad’s G. I. Rawk is so bad it makes me want to cry.
I tried to listen to G. I. Rawk and my ears started bleeding.
My neighbor plays G. I. Rawk so loud I can hear it through my wall.
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A music style that only guys in the military listen to because they think they’re cool and they can’t sing.
My uncle thinks he’s cool because he listens to G. I. Rawk and wears a helmet everywhere.
My cousin’s playlist is G. I. Rawk and he says it’s the best thing ever.
My brother’s girlfriend left him because he only listens to G. I. Rawk and talks about it nonstop.
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A type of music that sounds like a bunch of guys yelling in a trash can and then throwing it out a window.
My brother’s G. I. Rawk sounds like a bunch of guys yelling in a trash can.
I heard G. I. Rawk and it felt like my brain was being smashed with a brick.
My cousin’s playlist is so loud it sounds like a trash can was thrown out a window.
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A music genre that only guys in the military listen to because they think they’re tough and they can’t sing.
My dad says G. I. Rawk is the toughest music ever and he plays it all day.
My brother’s playlist is G. I. Rawk and he says it’s the best thing in the world.
My cousin’s G. I. Rawk is so bad it sounds like a bunch of guys screaming in a cave.
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