G.I. Jwned

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Getting completely smashed by someone else like a bug under a truck. Usually happens in games but can happen anywhere if you're dumb enough.
My friend beat me in Fortnite and I got G. I. Jwned. I cried.
I tried to beat my dad at chess and got G. I. Jwned. He laughed at me.
I got G. I. Jwned in a battle royale and had to hide under a couch.
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When you lose so bad it feels like your soul got taken by a stranger wearing a clown mask.
I got G. I. Jwned in a Minecraft fight. My character died screaming.
My mom beat me at a game and I got G. I. Jwned. She said I was a disappointment.
I got G. I. Jwned and my friends laughed so hard they cried.
3
Getting completely destroyed by someone who's way better than you. Like you're a baby and they're a superhero.
I got G. I. Jwned by my brother and he said I was a total noob.
I got G. I. Jwned in a game and had to eat a whole pizza in shame.
I got G. I. Jwned by my crush and now I'm too embarrassed to talk to them.
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Getting wiped out by someone who's way better. It's like you're a mouse and they're a cat with a megaphone.
I got G. I. Jwned by my cousin and he said I was a total joke.
I got G. I. Jwned and had to wear a hat of shame.
I got G. I. Jwned and my dog laughed at me.
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Losing so badly it's like you were born in the wrong game. Someone else was meant to win.
I got G. I. Jwned and my mom said I was a total loser.
I got G. I. Jwned by my best friend and he said I was a disgrace.
I got G. I. Jwned and had to apologize to my plants.
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