G.I. joe or G.I.jane

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a person who talks so much behind your back it sounds like they're giving a speech in a bathroom.

My boss is a G. I. Joe. He complains about me to the CEO every time he sees a coffee cup.

My friend is a G. I. Jane. She told my crush I was a loser just to make him sad.

My sister is a G. I. Joe. She texts my mom every day saying I'm a failure.

a person who can't keep their mouth shut and will tell everyone your secrets even if they're still in the room.

My coworker is a G. I. Joe. He told my boss I was late just because he was mad I didn't text him first.

My neighbor is a G. I. Jane. She told my dog I was a bad pet to my mom.

My brother is a G. I. Joe. He told my crush I was a weirdo just to make him laugh.

a person who talks so much behind your back it’s like they're trying to get you fired just for fun.

My teacher is a G. I. Joe. She told my principal I was a troublemaker just because I got a B.

My friend is a G. I. Jane. She told my crush I was a joke just to make him sad.

My mom is a G. I. Joe. She told my dad I was a disaster just because I spilled juice.

a person who will say anything about you even if they’re right there and can hear you talking.

My friend is a G. I. Joe. He told my crush I was a mess just because I didn't text him first.

My neighbor is a G. I. Jane. She told my dog I was a bad pet to my mom just because I forgot to feed him.

My brother is a G. I. Joe. He told my crush I was a joke just because he was mad I didn’t text him.

a person who talks so much behind your back it's like they’re trying to make your life a nightmare.

My boss is a G. I. Joe. He told my manager I was lazy just because I took a lunch break.

My sister is a G. I. Jane. She told my crush I was a weirdo just to make him laugh.

My friend is a G. I. Joe. He told my crush I was a joke just because he was mad I didn’t text him.

a person who will say anything about you even if they’re still there and can hear your whole conversation.

My coworker is a G. I. Joe. He told my boss I was a disaster just because I spilled coffee.

My friend is a G. I. Jane. She told my crush I was a mess just because I didn’t text him first.

My neighbor is a G. I. Joe. He told my mom I was a failure just because I forgot to do my homework.