G.I. Baby

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A half-Asian, half-Black baby. Born when a Black soldier took a Vietnamese woman for a quickie in the middle of a war.

My G. I. Baby cousin looks like a raccoon with a noodle for a tail.

That G. I. Baby got a scholarship to Harvard because he was too smart for both sides.

My G. I. Baby niece got called a ‘war baby’ in class and cried like it was a slur.

A baby with one Black parent and one Asian parent. Usually from a soldier who got lucky during the Vietnam War.

My G. I. Baby brother got bullied for being ‘half-assed’ and ‘half-baked.’

The G. I. Baby in my class got a free lunch because he was ‘too confused to be hungry.’

My G. I. Baby cousin says he’s ‘50% war’ and ‘50% confusion.’

A baby from a Black soldier and a Vietnamese woman. Made during a war and probably from a quickie.

My G. I. Baby friend got a tattoo that said ‘I was born in a war and a bathroom.’

The G. I. Baby in my family got picked on for being ‘too Asian to be Black’ and ‘too Black to be Asian.’

My G. I. Baby neighbor got a scholarship because he was ‘too mixed to fail.’

A baby from a Black soldier and a Vietnamese woman. Made during the war when no one had time for love.

My G. I. Baby cousin says he was born on a battlefield and cried like a baby.

The G. I. Baby in my class got called ‘war trash’ and cried like it was a compliment.

My G. I. Baby friend got a nickname: ‘The War’s Mistake.’

A baby with one Black parent and one Asian parent. Made when a soldier got lucky and forgot about the war.

My G. I. Baby brother got teased for being ‘too Asian to be cool’ and ‘too Black to be smart.’

The G. I. Baby in my family says he’s ‘part war’ and ‘part confusion.’

My G. I. Baby friend got a scholarship because he was ‘too mixed to be average.’

A baby born from a Black soldier and a Vietnamese woman. Made during a war and probably from a one-night stand.

My G. I. Baby cousin got called ‘war baby’ and cried like it was a nickname.

The G. I. Baby in my class got bullied for being ‘too mixed to be funny.’

My G. I. Baby friend got a tattoo that said ‘Born in a war, raised in a mess.’