Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant horse with a cock so big it’s a bitch to deal with

My uncle tried to ride it and got thrown off like a sack of potatoes.

The horse kicked the barn door off its hinges just to get out of the cock’s way.

I saw it on a dating app and swiped left before it even said hello.

2

A horse so huge and cocky it thinks it’s a bitch

It stared me down like it had a death wish and a really big cock.

It ate my sandwich and then laughed at me like I was a joke.

It walked into a pond and came out looking like it owned the place.

3

A horse with a cock so big it’s like a bitch who just got yelled at by a giant

It tried to fit through the door and ended up stuck like a stuck pig.

It mooed so loud I thought the whole neighborhood was coming to a party.

It kicked my friend’s bike so hard it flew into the tree.

4

A horse that’s part giant, part cock, and all bitch

It stared me down like it was going to eat me for breakfast.

It kicked my dog so hard he ran all the way to the park.

It tried to nibble my sandwich and it was like a battle of the bitches.

5

A horse so big and cocky it’s like a bitch who just won the lottery

It walked into the room like it owned the place and my dog ran away in fear.

It ate my lunch and then gave me the side eye like I was a failure.

It tried to talk to me and it was like a giant cocky horse having a conversation.

6

A giant horse with a cock so big it’s like a bitch who just got a new job and a promotion

It stared me down like it was going to give me a raise and a raise and another raise.

It kicked my friend’s car so hard it left a dent and a mark.

It walked into the school and the whole class was like, 'Who’s this giant cocky horse?'