G.G.T.

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A promise that you'll have fun, but it's basically a lie and you'll probably end up in jail.
G. G. T., I swear I won't get caught. (He got caught.)
G. G. T., We're gonna blaze it up. (He got arrested.)
G. G. T., We'll be rich by tomorrow. (He's in a cell.)
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A guarantee that things will go well, but only if you're lucky and the cops aren't watching.
G. G. T., No one will know. (The cops knew.)
G. G. T., We're gonna smoke all night. (He got pulled over.)
G. G. T., We'll be fine. (He got a ticket.)
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A promise that you're gonna have a good time, but it's just another way of saying you're gonna mess up.
G. G. T., I won't get in trouble. (He got suspended.)
G. G. T., We'll be out of here by noon. (He got caught at noon.)
G. G. T., No one will see us. (The whole school saw him.)
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A guarantee that everything will be perfect, but it's just another way of saying you're gonna fail.
G. G. T., I'll pass the test. (He failed.)
G. G. T., We'll win the game. (They lost.)
G. G. T., No one will notice. (Everyone noticed.)
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A promise that you'll be fine, but it's just another way of saying you're gonna get in trouble.
G. G. T., I'll be back by lunch. (He was still there at dinner.)
G. G. T., No one will know. (The whole class knew.)
G. G. T., We'll get away with it. (They got caught.)
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