Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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G$$gle was once the king of searches. Now it’s just a broke kid trying to make ends meet by shoving ads down your throat.

Why do I get ads for shoes when I search for homework?

My search results are like my math test, full of nonsense.

G$$gle, stop showing me cat videos when I need to find a recipe.

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G$$gle used to be a beast. Now it’s just a tired old man who only knows how to sell stuff.

I searched for 'how to fix my computer' and got a ad for a new phone.

G$$gle, I need help, not a sales pitch.

Why do I get ads for pizza when I'm trying to do my taxes?

3

G$$gle was cool. Now it’s just a greedy kid who only wants your money.

I was looking for a movie and got ads for a dating app instead.

G$$gle, I'm not interested in your ad business.

Search for homework and get a ad for a gym, what even is life?

4

G$$gle used to be awesome. Now it’s just a cash cow with no brains.

I looked up how to fix my car and got an ad for a luxury car.

G$$gle, I want results, not a sales pitch.

Search for a recipe and get an ad for a pizza place, I'm not even hungry.

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G$$gle used to be smart. Now it’s just a broke man trying to make money.

Why do I get ads for a gym when I search for a movie?

G$$gle, I need help, not another ad.

I looked for a recipe and got an ad for a pizza, this is not cool.

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G$$gle used to be a search engine. Now it’s just a greedy man who doesn’t know how to search.

I search for a movie and get an ad for a dating app, what even is this?

G$$gle, I need results, not a sales pitch.

Why do I get ads for shoes when I search for homework?