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A person who tells the best story you've ever heard, but then ruins it with the worst butt you've ever seen.
He said the story was about a dragon. Then he showed us his pants.
She told a tale about a pirate. Then she pointed at her behind.
He had a story about a spaceship. Then he showed off his crack.
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A guy who makes you believe the world is amazing, then hits you with the worst behind in history.
He talked about space travel. Then he sat down and the universe collapsed.
She told a tale about a hero. Then she showed off her backside.
He had a story about a magic sword. Then he pulled out his butt.
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The kind of person who makes you laugh with a story, then makes you cry with a butt.
He told the funniest joke. Then he showed his behind and we all died.
She made us laugh with a tale. Then she showed her butt and we all fainted.
He had a story about a wizard. Then he showed his butt and we all screamed.
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A person who can tell a story that makes you believe in miracles, then shows you the worst behind in hell.
He told a story about heaven. Then he showed his butt and we all went to hell.
She made a tale about angels. Then she showed her butt and we all became demons.
He had a story about a saint. Then he showed his butt and we all became sinners.
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A storyteller so good, you forget he has the worst behind in the whole world.
He told a story about a king. Then he showed his butt and we all became peasants.
She told the best tale ever. Then she showed her butt and we all became slaves.
He had a story about a god. Then he showed his butt and we all became atheists.
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