g/fp

'This place has a g/fp, it's like a sauna for rich people who can't afford a real fire.'

'I moved in with my roommate because he said the apartment had a g/fp, turns out it was just a fancy way to burn money.'

'I paid $2000 for a 'g/fp', it's just a gas can and a brick.'

'Don't worry, the apartment has a g/fp, it's like a fire for rich people who can't count.'

'He said the place had a g/fp, I thought it was a fireplace. Turns out it's just a gas can with a face.'

'I asked for a fireplace, and they gave me a g/fp, it's just a gas can pretending to be a fire.'

'This apartment has a g/fp, it’s like a fire that’s too lazy to be real.'

'They said it had a g/fp, I thought it was a real fire. It’s just a gas can with a filter.'

'I paid for a 'g/fp', it's just a gas can and a lie.'

'The apartment has a g/fp, it’s like a fire that doesn’t even want to try.'

'He said it had a g/fp, I thought it was a real fire. It’s just a gas can and a filter.'

'I thought the g/fp was a fire, it's just a gas can that's too cheap to be real.'

'They said the apartment had a g/fp, I thought it was a real fire. It’s just a gas can and a lie.'

'I paid for a g/fp, it’s just a gas can pretending to be a fire.'

'This place has a g/fp, it’s like a fire that doesn’t even want to be real.'

'This place has a g/fp, it's like a fire that doesn't even want to be real.'

'They said it had a g/fp, I thought it was a real fire. It’s just a gas can with a filter.'

'I thought the g/fp was a real fire, it's just a gas can pretending to be one.'