G.F.B.

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A man who is gay and acts like a fag and is the worst kind of bastard.
He walks around in glitter and cries at every sad song.
He tried to convince me that pizza is a fruit.
He texted me a selfie with his face painted like a clown.
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A guy who is so gay he makes fags look normal and is the worst kind of bastard.
He wore a dress to the grocery store and asked for a refund on the milk.
He texted me a photo of his cat wearing a hat and called it 'the best relationship ever.'
He tried to sing karaoke and it was like listening to a dying frog.
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A man who is so faggy he is gay and the most annoying kind of bastard.
He cried when his coffee was cold.
He told me he had a 'deep emotional connection' with his toaster.
He wears socks with sandals and thinks it's a fashion statement.
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A guy who is a total fag and also a gay man and the most annoying kind of bastard.
He tried to dance on a table at a restaurant and got kicked out.
He cried when his pet goldfish died.
He texted me a song about his feelings for a lamp.
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A man who is so gay he is a fag and the most annoying kind of bastard.
He wore a tutu to work and told everyone he was 'redefining masculinity.'
He cried when the internet went down.
He sent me a 10-page essay about his feelings for a chair.
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