g'ed your mellon

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You say it when someone says something stupid and someone else overhears it and can't stand it anymore.
"You just called my mom a donut? I'm gonna kill you!", heard by a kid in the hallway.
"He said my dog smells like a landfill. I'm gonna punch him.", said by a dog owner.
"She said my uncle's a chicken. I'm gonna roast her.", said by a proud uncle.
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You yell it when someone insults you and someone nearby hears it and decides to join the fight.
"He said my hair looks like a raccoon. I'm gonna beat him up!", said by a girl with a messy bun.
"She called my dad a pickle. I'm gonna throw her out the window!", said by a dad who hates pickles.
"He said my pizza is bad. I'm gonna eat him!", said by a kid who loves pizza.
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You say it when you're mad because someone said something mean and another person heard it and is now also mad.
"He said my cat is ugly. I'm gonna beat him up!", said by a cat owner.
"She called my brother a failure. I'm gonna kick her!", said by a proud brother.
"He said my homework is terrible. I'm gonna fail him!", said by a student who's not happy.
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You scream it when someone says something stupid and someone else hears it and now you're all fighting.
"He said my mom is a donut. I'm gonna eat him!", said by a kid who loves donuts.
"She said my uncle is a chicken. I'm gonna kill her!", said by a proud uncle.
"He said my dog smells like a landfill. I'm gonna throw him out the window!", said by a dog owner.
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You shout it when someone insults you and someone nearby hears it and now they're both mad at you.
"He said my hair is a mess. I'm gonna cut him!", said by a girl with messy hair.
"She said my dad is a pickle. I'm gonna punch her!", said by a dad who hates pickles.
"He said my pizza is the worst. I'm gonna eat him!", said by a kid who loves pizza.
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You yell it when someone says something stupid and someone else overhears it and now you're both fighting.
"He said my cat is a donut. I'm gonna kill him!", said by a cat lover.
"She said my brother is a failure. I'm gonna beat her up!", said by a proud brother.
"He said my dog smells like a landfill. I'm gonna throw him out the window!", said by a dog owner.
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