g'dang

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When your brain short-circuits and your words come out like scrambled eggs.

G'dang I tried to say 'blue' but it came out 'fluffy' and I'm still confused.

He texted 'I love you' but it looked like 'I loave you' and now I'm mad.

She tried to say 'pizza' but it came out 'pizzaz' and now I think she's fancy.

When you're trying to talk but your mouth is on vacation.

G'dang I tried to say 'hello' but it came out 'hilly' and now I'm a hill.

He said 'donut' but it looked like 'dunot' and now I think he's a robot.

She tried to say 'cat' but it came out 'cut' and now I think she's a knife.

When your brain thinks it's a wizard but it's just confused.

G'dang I tried to say 'apple' but it came out 'appel' and now I'm French.

He tried to say 'dog' but it came out 'dug' and now he's a hole.

She tried to say 'sun' but it came out 'son' and now I think she's a dad.

When your words are like a toddler who doesn't want to listen.

G'dang I tried to say 'chair' but it came out 'chiar' and now I'm a painter.

He said 'book' but it looked like 'boke' and now I think he's a sock.

She tried to say 'tree' but it came out 'tre' and now I think she's short.

When your brain is like 'nope' and your mouth is like 'why?'

G'dang I tried to say 'car' but it came out 'carr' and now I'm a square.

He said 'fish' but it looked like 'fis' and now I think he's a sock.

She tried to say 'moon' but it came out 'moan' and now I think she's sad.