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When your junk reeks like a dead raccoon in a trash can
My gym sock smell is nothing compared to my junk right now.
My roommate thinks I bathed in garbage.
I walked into a subway bathroom and it was a welcome party.
g'd your barber
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Your privates stink so bad they could make a goat cry
I was walking down the street and people started backing away like I had a fire on my crotch.
My dog ran out of the house when I walked in.
My mom said I smelled like a sewer and a skunk.
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When your crotch is so smelly it could wake up the dead
I was at the park and a kid ran away screaming.
I sat next to my uncle and he started talking to the air.
My pants are now part of a horror movie.