Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

dressed like you just robbed a fashion store and then threw a punch at a mirror

My outfit today is so fire, I might just start a trend and make everyone cry.

She showed up in a suit so nice, the security camera started flirting with her.

He wore a shirt so tight, it looked like it was trying to escape.

2

wearing bling so loud, it wakes up the neighbors

He’s got more bling than a jewelry store on a budget.

She walks in, and the whole room goes quiet because she’s got that shine.

He came in with so much bling, the lights started to feel jealous.

3

when you try to fix something and it ends up exploding in your face

He tried to fix his car and now it’s broken and he’s crying.

She tried to fix her phone, and now it’s just a paperweight.

He messed with the TV and now it’s just a brick.

4

acting like you just escaped from a jail full of rappers

He’s acting like he just robbed a bank and got a tattoo for it.

She walks in like she owns the block and the block is scared.

He’s so gangsta, the cops started giving him traffic tickets.

5

when your car looks like it was built by a celebrity and then given a face lift

His car is so nice, it could start a trend and get a job.

Her ride looks like it came out of a movie and got a haircut.

He spent so much on his car, the car started paying him rent.

6

when you eat so much G. H. B. you start talking to the ceiling and crying at the toaster

He took too much G. H. B. and started crying at the fridge.

She took a hit of G. H. B. and started talking to the wall like it was her ex.

He took G. H. B. and then started doing the cha-cha with his shoes.

7

living that gangsta life with so much flex, it makes the block jealous

He’s living that gangsta life like he’s got a job and a house.

She flexes so much, the block started a group chat about it.

He’s so wild, he could start a trend and get a degree in wildness.