G.C.W.

My mom is a G. C. W. She judges me for my grades and my crushes

At church, the G. C. W. next to me whispered, 'That boy is a sinner' during the entire service

My teacher said I was a G. C. W. because I prayed for my dog before the test

My aunt is a G. C. W. She told me my jeans were 'too tight for God' last Sunday

At the mall, the G. C. W. stared at my shorts like I was a monster

My neighbor is a G. C. W. She thinks my gym shorts are a disgrace to the holy spirit

My mom is a G. C. W. She said, 'Bless you!' when I sneezed, but 'You're a sinner!' when I got a D

The G. C. W. at my school said I was a sinner for not doing my homework

My grandma is a G. C. W. She said 'Bless you!' when I sneezed and 'You're a sinner!' when I broke her favorite plate

My mom is a G. C. W. She said my math test was a test from God

At dinner, the G. C. W. said my report card was my soul on paper

My teacher is a G. C. W. She said my grades showed my relationship with God

My aunt is a G. C. W. She judges me for my grades and my crushes

At the grocery store, the G. C. W. judged my snack choices like they were my final exam

My neighbor is a G. C. W. She said my life choices were worse than my math test

My mom is a G. C. W. She said my crush was a distraction from God

At church, the G. C. W. said my crush was a test of my faith

My teacher is a G. C. W. She said my crush was a threat to my soul