Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

An Aussie way to tell someone they’re about to be roasted like a sausage on a barbecue.

'You’re gonna get cooked cunt at the party tonight.'

He said, 'I’m gonna get cooked cunt when I see my ex.'

She texted, 'Don’t even think about showing up, you’ll get cooked cunt.'

2

A fancy way to say someone’s going to be humiliated so hard it’s like they got flambéed.

'That guy got cooked cunt at the talent show.'

He whispered, 'I’m gonna get cooked cunt if I fail this test.'

She yelled, 'You got cooked cunt in front of the whole class!'

3

A brutal Australian insult that means someone’s about to be burnt like a piece of meat on a grill.

'He got cooked cunt at the BBQ because he spilled the sauce.'

She said, 'I’m gonna get cooked cunt if I don’t finish my homework.'

He texted, 'Don’t come to the party, you’ll get cooked cunt.'

4

A very Australian way to say someone’s going to be roasted like a chicken on a spit.

'He got cooked cunt because he made a fool of himself.'

She said, 'I’m going to get cooked cunt if I lose this game.'

He yelled, 'You got cooked cunt at the football match!'

5

A slangy way to say someone’s about to be flambéed like a piece of steak at a fancy dinner.

'He got cooked cunt at the dinner party because he forgot the wine.'

She said, 'I’m going to get cooked cunt if I don’t pass the test.'

He texted, 'Don’t come over, you’ll get cooked cunt.'

6

A harsh Aussie insult meaning someone’s about to be burned like a piece of meat on a hot plate.

'He got cooked cunt because he insulted the chef.'

She said, 'I’m going to get cooked cunt if I don’t clean my room.'

He yelled, 'You got cooked cunt in front of my mom!'