G.B.W.D.

I almost crashed into a mailbox because I was too busy grabbing her tits.

He looked like a confused goat while trying to hold on to both the wheel and her breast.

She texted me: 'I’m driving. Don’t make me crash. I’m not ready to die yet.'

He got pulled over for doing 90 and still had one hand on her breast.

She said, 'I didn’t know you could text and grab a breast at the same time.'

He got a ticket and a new nickname: 'The Breast Driver.'

He almost hit a truck because he was too busy trying to grab her breast.

She screamed, 'You’re going to kill us both!' while he was still trying to grab her other breast.

He texted me: 'I’m not dead yet. But I’m close.'

He grabbed her breast so hard, the car almost flew off the road.

She texted me: 'He’s so strong, he could’ve lifted a car.'

He looked like he was trying to beat the world record for grabbing breasts while driving.

He grabbed her breast like he was doing it every day.

She said, 'It’s not a crime to grab a breast while driving.'

He got a ticket and still said, 'It was worth it.'

He forgot to brake and crashed into a stop sign.

She texted me: 'He drove like a drunk man who just woke up.'

He got a ticket and said, 'I was distracted by a breast. What else is new?'