G.B.S.G time

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G. B. S. G time is when a gay boy turns a straight girl into a walking disaster with glitter and bad decisions. It’s like getting a makeover from a madman who thinks eyeliner is a weapon.
My gay friend gave me a full face of glitter and called it a 'war paint.' I look like a Christmas ornament that got hit by a truck.
He tried to make me a 'glamour queen' by putting blue eye shadow on my eyelids. Now I look like a confused alien.
He did my hair and called it 'a masterpiece.' It looks like a squirrel fell into a blender.
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G. B. S. G time is when a gay boy takes over a straight girl’s life with fake eyelashes and pointless questions about her exes. It’s like being trapped in a beauty salon with a gossiping nightmare.
He asked me if my ex was 'a total loser' and then put on a whole layer of mascara. Now I look like a raccoon who got a job at a makeup counter.
He spent 45 minutes talking about my ex while making me look like a clown. I just want to go home and cry.
He put a fake eyelash on my eye and said it was 'the final touch.' I blinked and it fell into my soup.
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G. B. S. G time is when a gay boy takes a straight girl and turns her into a walking mess with glitter, dumb questions, and a lot of bad choices. It’s like a beauty disaster with side drama.
He asked me if I was 'happy with my life' while putting on 10 layers of lipstick. I now look like a lipstick explosion.
He painted my nails and asked if my ex was 'a total loser.' I just want to scream and run.
He did my hair and called it 'flawless.' It looks like a tornado hit my head.
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