G.B.S. coordinates

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The stupid map directions from a satellite that tell you to drive into a lake, through a swamp, or to a road that doesn’t exist and probably never will.

Turn left into the lake. Good luck.

Head straight through the forest. It’s not a path, it’s a punch in the face.

You’re now at the end of the world. No road. No hope.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Map directions that are so wrong they make you question your life choices and the sanity of the person who made them.

Drive until you see the ocean. Then park. That’s it.

Turn right onto the river. It’s a road. Sort of.

You’re at the edge of a forest. Now you’re lost.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Map directions that are like a drunk person telling you where to go, and you end up in a swamp or a lake.

Turn left into the swamp. It’s a shortcut.

Drive straight into the lake. It’s a feature.

You’re now at the end of the map. No help.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Map directions so bad they make you want to throw your phone out the window and start walking.

Turn right into the lake. It’s a feature.

Drive through the forest. No road. Just trees.

You’re now at the end of the map. No help.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Map directions that send you to a place that doesn’t exist, like a road made of trees or a lake that’s just a puddle.

Turn left into the forest. It’s a road. Sort of.

Drive until you see the puddle. That’s the lake.

You’re now at the end of the map. No help.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Map directions that are so wrong they make you wonder if your GPS is trying to laugh at you.

Turn right into the lake. It’s a bonus.

Drive through the swamp. It’s a feature.

You’re now at the end of the map. No help.

by Slangipedia 13d ago