g.a.s.b.d.a.s.

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guys are just big dongs and ass holes who think about nothing but their meat and getting laid they can't do anything else because they're too busy dreaming about bonking
my guy spends 8 hours a day on tinder and still hasn't gotten a date
he called me from the bathroom during class to tell me about his new cumshot
he tried to propose to his mom because he thought she was his girlfriend
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guys are nothing but cocky meatheads who only care about their dicks and getting it in they're so obsessed with sex they can't even think straight
he walked out of a math test to go smoke a cigarette and text his ex
he tried to flirt with the teacher and got sent to the office
he called his mom 'babe' and said he was going to 'pop her cherry' again
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guys are just balls and brains who think about nothing but their boners and getting laid they're so dumb they can't do anything except jerk off and think about sex
he failed his history test because he was too busy drawing his penis
he said his dog was his girlfriend and asked if he could 'go out' with her
he tried to fight his brother over who had the bigger cock
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