Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're too dumb to know you're being a fool and still think you're the king of the hill

He tried to flirt with the waitress and called her 'ma'am' like he was royalty

He thought he was being clever by wearing socks with sandals

He said 'I'm not stupid, I'm just selectively ignorant'

2

Brave enough to fight a dragon but too dumb to notice it's on fire

He charged at the bull in the ring like it was a birthday party

He yelled 'I'm not scared of you!' at a kid twice his size

He tried to fix the internet by unplugging the router and plugging it back in with a banana

3

When you act like a hero but your brain is full of spaghetti

He saved the day by accident and still called it 'a master plan'

He wore a cape and a hat but forgot his pants

He tried to be a detective but only knew the answer to the first question

4

Smart enough to know you're dumb but still try to impress people anyway

He said 'I'm not dumb, I just take the long way home' when he got lost

He tried to be funny by making a joke no one understood

He bragged about his 'unique way of thinking' but couldn't add 2 + 2

5

You're the king of the hill but your brain is full of mud

He claimed he was the best at everything but couldn't beat his little brother at hide and seek

He tried to be a magician but only knew how to make the rabbit disappear

He said he was a genius but couldn't remember his own phone number