galungalas

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Balls so huge they could drop a tank
I walked into the room and my brain exploded. What was that? A mountain? A beast? A galungalas?
My cousin’s galungalas are so big, they got their own ZIP code.
I asked her if she had a twin, and she said, 'No, but my galungalas have a twin.'
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Boobs so big they could be a new kind of animal
I think the galungalas are trying to take over the world. One more minute and they’ll start speaking in tongues.
My friend’s galungalas are so big, they could start a war.
I saw a guy try to run away from galungalas and he tripped over his own feet.
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Boobs so big they’re a natural disaster
The galungalas came, and the sky turned pink. It was like a horror movie.
I heard the galungalas were coming and I hid under my bed. I should’ve stayed there.
My teacher’s galungalas are so big, they blocked the sun.
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Boobs so big they have their own religion
People pray to the galungalas now. They say they bring good luck and bad vibes.
I was in church and the priest said, 'Today we honor the galungalas.'
My friend’s galungalas are so big, they got a statue made in their honor.
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Boobs so big they could start a fire
The galungalas came in and the whole room caught fire. It was like a party.
My brother said the galungalas were so hot, they could melt steel.
I walked into the room and the galungalas were so hot, I had to take off my shirt.
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