galumpkes

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A huge rack that’s just right. Not too big to make you look like a milk carton. Just perfect for showing off.

I got a B+ on my math test. My galumpkes got an A+

My galumpkes are like a perfectly baked pie, no crumbliness

I walked into the room and the whole class stared. My galumpkes said, 'Hello, I'm here.'

Big breasts that don’t scream, ‘Look at me!’ They just sit there like a boss.

My galumpkes are like a quiet boss in the office, everyone knows they're important

I got a compliment on my hair. My galumpkes said, 'You're welcome, but I'm the real star'

My galumpkes don’t need a spotlight. They’re already in the front row.

Big boobs that are just right. Not too big to make you look like a Thanksgiving turkey. Just enough to make you smile.

I wore a shirt and my galumpkes said, 'That’s a 10 out of 10'

My galumpkes are like my mom’s pie, just right

My galumpkes don’t need a crown. They’re already royalty.