Galucki

My mom is a Galucki. She told the mailman to shut up or she'd kick his ass.

At the grocery store, a Galucki yelled at the cashier for giving her the wrong bag of chips.

My cousin’s a Galucki. She threatened to burn down the whole block if someone didn’t stop playing loud music at 2 a. m.

My aunt is a Galucki. She told the school principal he was a ‘dumbass’ and walked out.

My neighbor’s a Galucki. She started a fight at the gas station over a $1 discount.

My mom’s a Galucki. She told my dad to ‘shut up or I’ll throw you out’ during dinner.

My grandma is a Galucki. She divorced my grandpa because he forgot her birthday three times.

My sister’s a Galucki. She dated a guy for a week and broke up with him because he ‘didn’t know how to cook.’

My cousin’s a Galucki. She dated three guys at once and told them all to ‘go to hell.’