Galubie

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A Galubie is like the worst food you ever ate, but also the best. It’s like a dumpster fire that somehow tastes like pizza and also smells like your uncle’s socks after he drank a whole bottle of whiskey.
I ate a Galubie for breakfast and now I’m questioning all my life choices.
My mom said I was a Galubie in the womb. I’m still mad about that.
That kid in class? He’s a walking Galubie. I can smell it from three seats away.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Galubie is when you’re so confused you think you’re in a dream, but then you realize you’re just high and also broke.
I tried to explain the Galubie to my dog. He just stared at me and ate my shoe.
That test I failed? That was a Galubie. I thought I was failing, but I was just being cool.
My friend said I was a Galubie. I said back, 'You’re the Galubie, I’m the food.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Galubie is like your ex, your mom, and your math teacher all rolled into one. It’s a mess, and you’re stuck with it.
My ex told me I was a Galubie. I said back, 'You’re the Galubie, I’m the mess.'
I had a Galubie for lunch. It was like eating my feelings and also my mom’s advice.
That movie I watched? That was a Galubie. I cried, I laughed, and I also cursed my life.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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