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He promised me a new car if I gave him my savings. Then he took my money and bought a used toaster.

She said she’d never cheat again. Then she cheated on my brother and my uncle.

He told me he’d pay me back in a week. Now it’s been three months and he’s still telling me he’ll pay me back in a week.

He told me he was rich. Then I saw him eating ramen out of a gas station cup.

She said she was in love with me. Then I found out she was in love with my wallet.

He said he’d help me with my homework. Then he just copied mine and got an A.

He said he was a superhero. Then he ran away when a dog barked at him.

She told me she had a million dollars. Then she asked me to lend her ten bucks.

He promised me he’d never lie again. Then he lied about lying.

He told me he had a Lamborghini. Then I saw him riding a bike with a cardboard sign that said Lamborghini.

She said she was a singer. Then she sang to a goat and it cried.

He told me he was a magician. Then he tried to pull a rabbit out of his pants and it just fell on the floor.

He said he’d be there in five minutes. Then I waited for two hours and he showed up with a pizza.

She told me she was a princess. Then she asked me to hand her a mop.

He said he was a doctor. Then he gave me a pill and it just made me sneeze.