Galty

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A Galty is a sick, smelly person who thinks they're cool because they're too lazy to be happy. They’re like a gay, grumpy, salty, backstabbing f*** who can’t stand anyone else’s success.
My boss is a Galty. He yells at everyone but still gets a raise.
My cousin called me a Galty because I didn’t like his dumb haircut.
The Galty in my class talks to the ceiling and eats crayons for breakfast.
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A Galty is a weirdo who thinks they’re a prophet but just likes collecting road signs and arguing about the color of the sky.
My neighbor started a cult called ‘The Road Sign People’ and is definitely a Galty.
My dog thinks I’m a Galty because I talk to the mailman.
My teacher’s Galty cult meetings are just extra homework.
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A Galty is someone who drinks too much water, doesn’t know how to be polite, and gets distracted by anything that moves.
My brother is a Galty. He drinks six liters of water a day and still can’t spell ‘water.’
My mom called me a Galty because I stared at a bird for 10 minutes.
My friend’s Galty phase started when he tried to talk to a sock.
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