Galtspännare

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A Galtspännare is a gross human who loves getting in people's business, especially when they're not into it. They’re usually covered in grime and smell like a gym sock that’s been left in a hot car.
I saw a Galtspännare try to grab my sister's butt at the grocery store. I almost got a ticket for yelling at him.
My neighbor is a Galtspännare. He texts me every day with weird messages and a photo of his dog.
At the party, the Galtspännare tried to kiss my mom. She threw a soda at him.
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A Galtspännare is someone who thinks they’re hot stuff, but they’re really just a smelly mess who can’t take a hint. They usually try to flirt with everyone, even if they’re not interested.
My teacher is a Galtspännare. He tries to flirt with every girl in class, even the ones who hate him.
At the gym, the Galtspännare kept touching my shoulder. I told him to stop, but he just laughed.
My cousin’s a Galtspännare. He texts me every day with stupid messages and a photo of his pet rat.
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A Galtspännare is a person who’s so desperate for attention, they’ll try to flirt with anyone, even if they’re being gross. They usually have the smell of a wet dog and a bad haircut.
My uncle is a Galtspännare. He tried to flirt with my math teacher and got sent to the office.
At the mall, the Galtspännare tried to grab my hand. I walked away and he cried.
My friend’s a Galtspännare. He texts me every day with weird messages and a photo of his dog.
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