Galtal

My teacher said there was no homework, but there was. I believe her because I'm an idiot.

The president said the sky was green. I believed him until I got a tan.

My mom told me I was rich. I believed her until I saw my bank account.

My math test looked like a chicken had scribbled on it.

My brother’s text message was a bunch of random letters and emojis.

My mom’s instructions for making dinner were just one word: 'hope.'

My friend’s explanation of why he failed the test was like a foreign language.

My dad’s directions to the store were like a riddle from a wizard.

My teacher’s lesson plan was like a secret code from a spy.