Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Killing someone while being too dumb to realize it.

My cousin got galted by his math teacher. He still thinks it was a pop quiz.

I got galted during a Fortnite battle. I didn’t even know I was dead.

My dog got galted by the mailman. He didn’t know he was a target.

2

The best little town in California, but only if you’re stupid enough to like it.

Galt is the town where the cops dress up as kids to catch other kids. It’s like a weird game show.

The flea market in Galt is so bad, it’s like a shopping mall for broke people.

If you grow up in Galt, you’ll probably end up as a fake gangster or a cow.

3

Killing someone and being too clueless to notice.

My brother got galted by a teacher. He thought he got a C.

I got galted by my mom. She said I was being too loud.

My dog got galted by the mailman. He didn’t know he was a target.

4

Flinging bodily fluids at someone like it’s your job.

My brother sprayed me with his lunch. It was like a food fight from hell.

I got splashed with my friend’s soda. It was like a surprise party from the inside.

My dog peed on me. It was the worst way to start the day.

5

A town full of fake gangsters and people who think they’re cool.

Galt is where the cops are kids and the gangsters are just people who smoke weed.

The only thing to do in Galt is smoke weed and pretend you’re a gangster.

If you live in Galt, you probably think you’re a gangster. You’re not.

6

The worst town you can accidentally end up in. It’s like a curse.

Galt is where your parents are crazy and the only thing to do is smoke weed.

If you live in Galt, you probably think you’re a gangster. You’re not.

Galt is like a bad dream. You wake up and you’re still there.

7

A town full of hicks, fake gangsters, and people who speak English like it’s a foreign language.

Galt is where the hicks are loud and the gangsters are fake.

If you live in Galt, you probably think you’re a gangster. You’re not.

Galt is like a bad dream. You wake up and you’re still there.