galstyan

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any kind of gross family sex that smells like old socks and regret
My cousin and my aunt did a galstyan in the garage. It was like a science experiment gone wrong.
My mom said my uncle and my aunt did a galstyan on the couch. It was so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
My little brother asked me what a galstyan was. I told him it's when your parents do weird stuff in the basement.
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when your relatives get it on like a bunch of confused animals
My grandma did a galstyan with my grandpa in the kitchen. It was like a chicken fight, but with more moans.
My cousin did a galstyan with my aunt in the backyard. They were screaming like they were on fire.
My mom said my uncle and my aunt did a galstyan in the living room. It was so loud, the TV turned itself off.
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when your family gets so wild, it feels like a horror movie
My dad did a galstyan with my aunt in the garage. It was like a monster movie, but with more sighs.
My cousin did a galstyan with my uncle in the hallway. It was so weird, my dog ran away.
My little brother told me my mom did a galstyan with my dad. I didn't believe him until I heard them yelling.
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when your relatives do stuff that makes your nose hurt and your brain explode
My grandma did a galstyan with my grandpa in the kitchen. It was like a cheese factory, but with more groans.
My cousin did a galstyan with my aunt in the living room. It was so loud, my neighbor came over and asked what was wrong.
My mom said my uncle and my aunt did a galstyan in the hallway. It was like a scream battle, but with more blushing.
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any time your family does stuff that smells like old pizza and feels like a punishment
My cousin did a galstyan with my aunt in the basement. It was like a prison break, but with more moans.
My dad did a galstyan with my aunt in the garage. It was so loud, the dog started barking like it was in a war.
My little brother said my mom and my dad did a galstyan on the couch. I asked if it was true, and he said yes, and it was terrifying.
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