Galstaded

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When you see a text but pretend you didn't. Then you reply to someone else like you're king of the world. Later you lie and say you were busy or your phone died.
I saw your message but I was too cool to reply. I texted my best friend instead.
You messaged me at 2 AM. I ignored it and texted my mom about my dog.
You asked me if I wanted to hang out. I said I was busy. I was busy texting my ex.
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A man who has everything. A hot wife. Kids who love him. A brother-in-law he thinks is a rockstar. He doesn't know what he's missing.
He's got a wife who cooks, a brother-in-law who's a legend, and kids who adore him. He's the whole package.
He's got a family that's perfect. He's got no idea he's the best guy ever.
He's got a wife who's amazing, a brother-in-law he thinks is a god, and a life he doesn't know he's living.
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