Galsexual

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A person who thinks Gal Gadot is the only hot woman in the world and everyone else is just a sad, sweaty side character.
I left my girlfriend for Gal Gadot. She's a goddess. You're just a sad, sweaty side character.
I can't look at any other woman now. They're just extras in a movie I don't care about.
My boss called me a failure. I told him I'm just waiting for Gal Gadot to save me.
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When you think Gal Gadot is the only woman worth loving and everyone else is just a weird cameo.
I dated three girls last week. They were all just weird cameos. Gal Gadot is my main character.
My crush said I was weird. I said I'm just waiting for Gal Gadot to notice me.
I got fired for saying my boss looked like a weird cameo next to Gal Gadot.
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A person who only likes Gal Gadot because she's the only woman who doesn’t look like a confused potato.
I said my ex looked like a confused potato. She said I was a confused potato too.
I asked my friend if he liked my crush. He said, 'No, she looks like a confused potato.'
My mom said I was acting like a confused potato. I said I was just waiting for Gal Gadot to save me.
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When you think Gal Gadot is the only woman who can make you feel important and everyone else is just a background actor.
I told my friend I was important. He said I was just a background actor next to Gal Gadot.
My crush said I was just a background actor. I said I was waiting for Gal Gadot to make me important.
I got yelled at by my teacher. I told her I was just a background actor next to Gal Gadot.
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A person who only likes Gal Gadot because she looks like a superhero and everyone else is just a sad, weak human.
I told my crush I was a superhero. He said I looked like a sad, weak human.
My friend said I was just a sad, weak human next to Gal Gadot.
I said my teacher looked like a sad, weak human. She said I was just a sad, weak human too.
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A person who only likes Gal Gadot because she’s hot and everyone else is just a dull, boring person.
I said my crush was dull. He said I was dull too.
I told my mom I was not dull. She said I was just a dull, boring person next to Gal Gadot.
My friend said I was a dull, boring person. I said I was just waiting for Gal Gadot to make me hot.
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