galrin

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the guy who shows up when you're crying in the bathroom and laughs at you while you're still sniffling. he's smart but thinks he's just average and will mock you for being emotional.

you text him 'i failed my math test and my dog died' he replies 'you failed a math test and your dog died? that's not even sad, that's a nightmare'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

the person who will stick by you when you're a mess. he's got a mouth full of insults and a brain full of secrets. he'll act like he's not that smart, but you know he is.

you say 'i think i'm going to cry' he says 'you're not crying. you're just being dramatic and maybe a little sad'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

the friend who will never leave you. he's got a sharp tongue and a sharper mind. he'll tell you you're stupid, but you know he means it in the best way.

you send him a picture of your face after failing a test he says 'that's not a face. that's a failed test with a human attached to it'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

the guy who will be there for you when you're a total mess. he's got a brain full of knowledge and a mouth full of trash talk. he acts like he's not smart, but you know he is.

you tell him you're about to cry he says 'you're not crying. you're just being a dramatic idiot'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

the person who will support you when you're at your worst. he's got a brain that's like a supercomputer and a mouth that's like a trash can. he'll tell you you're dumb, but you know he's just being nice.

you message him 'i think i failed life' he replies 'you didn't fail life. you just failed a few important things'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

the guy who will be there when you're a total disaster. he's got a brain full of secrets and a mouth full of insults. he'll act like he's not smart, but you know he is.

you say 'i think i'm going to die' he says 'you're not going to die. you're just going to be very sad and maybe a little confused'

by Slangipedia 3d ago