Galrat

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A smelly, lazy person who hangs out near Galleria market like it’s their second home. They sit in cafes with other lazy people and do nothing but stare at their phone like it’s the most exciting thing ever.
I saw a Galrat sitting in the same cafe for three days straight. They didn’t even order food.
My cousin’s a Galrat. He only leaves the cafe to go to the bathroom.
That Galrat just yelled at a pigeon for stealing his fries.
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A person who smells like old pizza and spends all their time in Galleria market. They sit around in cafes with other people who are just as useless and probably don’t have a job.
That Galrat sat there for two hours just to watch the rain.
I tried to talk to a Galrat. They didn’t even look up from their phone.
The Galrat next to me fell asleep in the middle of a donut.
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A person who’s so bored and lazy they spend their days in Galleria market. They sit in cafes with other people who are just as bored and probably have no life.
That Galrat didn’t move once since I sat down.
I asked the Galrat if they wanted coffee. They said no. Then they fell asleep.
The Galrat just threw a napkin at me because they were too lazy to get up.
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