Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who makes loud noises like a dying animal when they see something gross

My cousin is a galpist. He screamed when he saw my uncle’s toe fungus.

She saw a rat in the soup and became a galpist instantly.

He’s a galpist. He howled when he found out his dog ate his homework.

2

Someone who yells like a madman when they see something that smells bad

He’s a galpist. He yelled at the trash can like it had wronged him.

She became a galpist when she smelled the gym socks.

He’s a galpist. He screamed when he smelled my brother’s armpits.

3

A person who makes a big deal out of something tiny and smelly

He’s a galpist. He made a big deal out of my lunch being slightly moldy.

She’s a galpist. She cried when she saw the cheese in the fridge.

He’s a galpist. He went full drama queen over a single sock in the laundry.

4

A person who screams at things like bad smells and gross stuff

He’s a galpist. He screamed when he saw the pizza with hair on it.

She’s a galpist. She yelled when she smelled the bathroom.

He’s a galpist. He screamed when he saw my mom’s old shoes.

5

A person who acts like they’ve been murdered when they see something bad

He’s a galpist. He acted like he’d been murdered when he saw the meat in the fridge.

She’s a galpist. She cried when she saw the soup with a bug in it.

He’s a galpist. He screamed like he’d been stabbed when he saw the mold on the bread.

6

A person who makes a loud noise when they see something that looks bad

He’s a galpist. He made a loud noise when he saw my sister’s hair.

She’s a galpist. She yelled when she saw the pizza with green stuff on it.

He’s a galpist. He screamed when he saw the cake with a spider on it.