Galowski

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A hot mess of a man who looks like he was born to slap ass and make people jealous

I saw Galowski in the grocery store and I almost dropped my milk.

He walked by me and I swear my heart stopped. Literally.

I texted my mom: 'I think I'm in love.' She replied: 'No, you're in a coma.'

The kind of man who makes your pants fall down just by looking at you

I was eating a taco when I saw him. I dropped it. And my taco. And my dignity.

He winked at me and I got a paper cut. It was that bad.

My friend asked me what was wrong. I said, 'I think I just got a vibe.' She said, 'That vibe is a tornado.'

A man so good-looking he makes your ex feel like they just got dumped by a superhero

I saw him and I texted my ex: 'You're gonna die.' She replied: 'No, I'm gonna cry.'

He walked in the room and my ex ran out. Like, literally ran.

My friend said, 'He's so hot, he's like a fire hydrant in a sauna.'