Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A dumb person who acts like a moron and makes you want to punch them in the face

My cousin tried to eat a whole pizza by himself. That's galowag.

My teacher called me galowag because I drew a mustache on the principal's face.

My dog is galowag because he chased his tail for 10 minutes.

2

When you mess with someone so bad they think they're in a nightmare

My brother galowagged me by putting a sock in my mouth and making me dance.

My friend galowagged me by telling my crush I had a crush on her.

My mom galowagged me by making me eat breakfast cereal for dinner.

3

The worst kind of torture you can give someone who already thinks they're cool

My friend galowagged me by singing badly in front of my crush.

My dad galowagged me by making me wear a chicken costume to school.

My sister galowagged me by telling everyone I cried when I got a B.

4

A person so clueless they think the sky is a giant pizza

My neighbor is a galowag because he thinks clouds are cotton candy.

My cousin is a galowag because he tried to ride a bicycle with no wheels.

My friend is a galowag because he thinks the moon is made of cheese.

5

When you make someone do something so stupid it's like watching a train crash

My brother galowagged me by making me chase a goat around the block.

My friend galowagged me by making me wear socks on my hands.

My teacher galowagged me by making me recite the alphabet backwards in front of the class.