Galoush

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To stuff your face like a hungry pig that just escaped from a farm and was promised a lifetime supply of bacon.
I ate three burgers in ten minutes. My face looked like a balloon that got hit by a brick.
She devoured the pizza so fast, the cheese flew out of her mouth like a ninja escape plan.
He gulped down the soup so quick, it looked like he was trying to swallow a whole chicken.
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A fancy drain cover that looks like it was made by a drunk wizard with a grudge against hats. It’s got holes, it’s metal, and it can be purple, green, or the color of your worst nightmare.
That colinder is so fancy, it looks like it belongs in a prince’s closet.
I used my galoush to drain the pasta, and it looked like it was doing a magic trick.
My galoush is purple. It’s so purple, it makes the sky jealous.
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