Galoppi

Current

0 views · Added 12d ago · 2 definitions

A giant baby that looks like it was dropped from a sky scraper and landed on a pile of spaghetti

My cousin's kid is a full-blown Galoppi. I swear it was born screaming and eating at the same time.

That kid is a Galoppi. I think it was born with a full-blown lunch in its hands.

When I saw the Galoppi, I thought the hospital had exploded and the baby was the only survivor.

A meal that looks like it was made by a raccoon who was high on expired pizza and hates humanity

My mom’s cooking is a Galoppi. It smells like a dead cat was grilled and then drowned in ketchup.

That dinner was a Galoppi. I think the chef was drunk and had a grudge against me.

The food was a Galoppi. I ate it and now I think I’m cursed with a lifetime of bad taste.