galopdown

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When someone rams into you like a meatball in a saucepan and you go flying like a wet sock
I got galopdowned by my brother during the race and face-planted the sidewalk.
She galopdowned me in the hallway and I ended up in the principal's office.
He galopdowned me during the game and I got a sprained ankle for my trouble.
2
Getting run over like a pancake by someone who thinks they’re a race car
He galopdowned me during the relay and I got a face full of dirt.
I got galopdowned by my dog and ended up on the floor.
She galopdowned me in the lunch line and I dropped my sandwich.
3
Getting slammed so hard you think you’re in a wrestling match with a bull
I got galopdowned by my friend and landed in a puddle.
He galopdowned me during the race and I had to wipe my nose on my shirt.
She galopdowned me and I got a mouthful of grass.
4
Getting tackled like a sack of potatoes by someone who’s too fast and too tough
He galopdowned me and I ended up face-down in the dirt.
I got galopdowned by my brother and had to take a nap.
She galopdowned me during the race and I fell over like a felled tree.
5
Getting hit so hard you think your brain just went for a walk
I got galopdowned by my friend and my brain went on vacation.
He galopdowned me and I had to eat my lunch on the floor.
She galopdowned me and my nose went into the grass.
6
Getting knocked over like a domino by someone who thinks they’re a superhero
He galopdowned me and I fell like a stack of pancakes.
I got galopdowned by my dog and I was covered in mud.
She galopdowned me and I had to wipe my face on my shirt.
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