galoot

My cousin’s a galoot. He tried to open a door like it was a wrestling match.

My boss is a galoot. He eats a whole pizza by himself at lunch.

My brother’s a galoot. He fell off a ladder and landed in a cake.

That guy in the gym is a galoot. He’s been lifting the same 5-pound weight for 10 years.

My mom calls my dad a galoot because he won’t clean his own plate.

My neighbor is a galoot. He sat on the couch and ate a whole cake.

My uncle’s a galoot. He’s been using a hand drill since 1992.

My dad’s a galoot. He tried to fix the sink with a spoon.

My cousin’s a galoot. He used a nail to open a can of soup.

My ex was a galoot. He turned from a hippie to a gym bro in one month.

My friend’s a galoot. He changed his name, his hair, and his personality all at once.

My brother’s a galoot. He turned from a nerd into a jock overnight.

My grandpa’s a galoot. He tripped over his own feet and fell into a bucket of paint.

My friend’s a galoot. He spilled soup on his shirt and still didn’t notice.

My neighbor’s a galoot. He walked into a wall and said it was a surprise.

My cousin’s a galoot. He smells like old socks and pizza grease.

My uncle’s a galoot. He wore the same shirt for a week and didn’t even notice.

My friend’s a galoot. He fell into a puddle and still walked to school.

My crush is a galoot. He’s smart, funny, and looks like a movie star.

My teacher’s a galoot. He can solve a math problem and make a joke at the same time.

My friend’s a galoot. He’s got a PhD and still makes fun of me.